me and the dog are a lot alike
we wake up, eat and than take a nap
there aren't many things i'd rather do
than lie around eating lots of food

(ch)
i'm an all-american man
sit back and watch my belly expand
i'm an all-american guy
damn right, i want that "super sized"

i feel like a true patriot
with little exercise and a lousy diet
i'm clogging up my arteries
for the home of the brave and land of the fr